Wiz khalifa's take on Amber's sexy nudes

So the internet has been buzzing in the past couple of days over the almost nude pictures of the ex-wife of rapper, wiz khalifa. She posted a couple of pictures on her instagram, but while more than half of the internet’s users love these pictures , some people don’t find it funny or sexy at all. They say she is a mom, so she should put on a cloth to cover herself. But her ex-husband, wiz kalifa didn’t see  anything wrong with what the mother of his son was doing, as he after seeing the pictures as a result of all the internet shares tweeted “yes, my baby’s mother is fine as fuck” which really cracked me up though, just saying.

If not even wiz kalifa is worried about the pictures, why should you? Why should you put your mouth in something that does not concern you? She is a model, being halve naked is part of the job, it comes with the territory.  It’s not like she has something on her body she wants to hide, she wants to show of the body and guys and some ladies want to see. I mean, her body is to die for; the ladies want to be her, the guys want to be with her, I know, because I certainly want to be with her. The pictures that brought these much attention and a little bit of hate by the side are the ones she took on the balcony wearing a G-string, the kind that gets you in the mode instantly, those ones are good

One thing I like about this woman is that she never lets the negativity of her haters harm her in any way. She takes shit from no one, not even wiz kalifa, which is probably why she divorced him. When the haters started firing shots at her, saying shit, she fired back in four powerful words “kiss my milfy ass” she fired back, and for that I give her thumps up.

       also see Amber Rose Pictures,Exotic  for more exotic pics of Amber Rose.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

“That’s what she said” is one of the most versatile joke on earth. That is according to the urban dictionary of course. I think this is so because you can use the “that what she said” joke in almost any situation that you can think of, dirty jokes and any other category that you can think of, but for right now we are focusing on the dirty “that is what she said” jokes. We are focusing on this because, the dirtier the jokes, the funnier they get. Another reason for focusing on this joke is because no matter how those dirty jokes are, you can never get a boner while reading one of them except they eventually get really dirty.

1.       Go hard or go home, that’s what she said.

2.       Make sure it’s long enough, that’s what she said.

3.       Backside closed, that what she said. L

4.       Dig deeper, that’s what she said. J

5.       Almost there, just a few more seconds, that’s what she said.

6.       You need to push it in further, that’s what she said.

7.       Please…..cum inside, that’s what she said. J

8.       Use only two fingers, that’s what she said.

9.       OMG, its small, that’s what she said. J

10.   If it’s not hard, it’s not worth doing, that’s what she said.

11.   Four pumps = 1 load, that’s what she said.

12.   I am so wet right now, that is what she said. J

13.   That weapon look dangerous, that’s what she said.

14.   It was long and hard, that what she said.

15.   Just 19 more strokes and you are done, that is what she said. L

16.   Give it your best short, that’s what she said.

17.   Can we finish this orally? My hand is starting to hurt, that’s what she said. J

18.   I have never felt something go that far down my throat in my life, that’s what she said.J

19.   Let it cum in here please, that’s what she said. J

20.   There is something wrong, em... It’s not going in, that’s what she said.

21.   If it was harder it would have gone in, that’s what she said.

22.   That’s OK, am sure you will do better next time, That’s what she said. L

23.   It’s a bit little hard to swallow, that’s what she said.

24.   Stop playing with it, that’s what she said. L

25.   I can barely get my hands around it, That’s what she said J

26.   OMG You just ripped a huge hole in my jean, that’s what she said. J

27.   I will explain why that’s gay in a sec, finish first, that’s what she said. 

28.   The longer the better, that’s what she said.

29.   I screamed at the end, that’s what she said.

30.   That’s enough for one night, that’s what she said…….to me last night. L

Does Kevin hart hate the gay community?

You remember the 2008 movie tropic thunder right? The one starring Ben stiller, Robert Danny junior and a bunch of the other guys? Yeah that one. It turns out that Mr. Kevin Hart was supposed to be in that movie. The funny dude was supposed to play Alpa Chino in the movie, but he gave up that part to Brandon T. Jackson, who is a pretty funny guy too I must say.

But all that happened in 2008 though, but in an interview with the host of the breakfast club on New York’s power 105.1, Mr. Hart mentioned that the reason why he gave up the Alpa Chino part that he was supposed to play in the tropic thunder to Brandon T. Jackson, was because the character was gay. So does Mr. Kevin Hart hate the gay community? Hell No. On the breakfast club, he explained that he doesn't have any issues with the gay people. He also added that he respects and appreciates everything they do and also respects them as people, but playing a gay guy is a no, no for him.

In my   humble opinion though, I think if he plays a gay guy it will be funny as f**k, but still we have to respect and trust him when he said if he were to play a gay guy in a movie, he would not give his 100%, because of the insecurities about himself trying to play the part.

5 Signs you are a shy guy

Well its official, I am a shy guy and what is even weird is, I like being this guy it’s fun. I mean you get to get your heart pound like crazy when you see a girl you like, or even when she talks to you your lip freeze like ice, oh no wait. Shy guys easily get distracted when any beautiful girl walks by am sure you already know that, because it happens even to those who are not shy. But for shy guys, they wish they had the spirit to walk up to the girl and start a conversation but they can’t because they are scare of rejection. Rejection is just one feature of a shy person, the others are bellow.

1)                                     Rejection

Rejection is the biggest obstacle in the love life of a shy Dude. True.  Why, you ask? Shy guys smell rejection from where there isn’t one, they smell that sh*t from a mile away. Brain scans have shown that, the very same brain regions that get activated when we experience rejection are the same ones that get activated when we experience physical pain. So shy guys feel the worst pain when they are rejected because emotional pain is even more painful it last longer that physical pain. If you are a shy guy, you already know what I mean by this. The truth to the fear of rejection for shy guys is that, in their past life something might have happened where they were rejected by some girl they liked, maybe not just from that one girl though, trust me this things take time stick, but when it does, it’s disastrous. Other girls as well might have rejected them or make them feel rejected In one way or the other, I should know I have been there more than a couple times.

2)                                         Proud

Shy guys may come as proud in the eyes of many but they are not proud. And this is why.  They may act proud, or even look proud but trust me if you get to know them, you will see who they really are. If you are shy, you probably don’t know that you are acting proud, rude as fuck. But what others don’t know either is that, they act proud to protect themselves from getting hurt or better still, rejected. Here is how it works. The way I see it, these are the two types of shy guys in the social playground: we have the PRO and THE BEGINNERS.

The Pro are does who have been shy for the longest time. They know how to behave and control their shyness but still talking to chicks still stands as their biggest obstacle. These are guys who are still shy and only talk to people after some serious considerations, like their feelings. Socialization is another thing they don’t know how to do. They spend enormous time on the internet looking for the right things to say to girls and friends, in other to blend in and be part of that world they desperately want in to.  

Then we have the beginners, who are those who don’t know how to control their feelings, you can clearly see their shyness there is no hiding it. We can say they are the opposite of the pro.  The pro knows the situations that prompt them to make a conversation, but the beginners don’t talk at all, they are those kids that always sit on their own during launch breaks, those kids whom you don’t even notice in class because they never make noise, they don’t answer questions in class, not that they don’t know but because they don’t want to be noticed by any one.

3)                        Good judge of character

People who are shy are good judge of character. They can read people like books, not at first sight though, but as they spend more time with you they read you better like an open book. When they stay quiet it’s not because they just love to be quiet, they are reading you to see if you can be trust worthy or if you will at one point spit the poisonous venom of rejection on them. You can better describe them as snakes but harmless snakes, they run away from hustle people.

4)                             Hate being stupid

Shy guys hate it when people make them feel stupid. Now this is why they hate it. When you are shy, you feel like drawing attention to yourself will make people judge you, and that is why shy people are always in the shadows, hardly ever noticed. One thing shy guys will never say to their guy friends is “I love you even though you hurt me” but they can definitely say that to their girlfriends that is the lucky ones who have girls friends because getting a girl for a shy guy is not a walk in the park, not that easy. When someone makes you feel and look stupid especially when people are around, you feel like sh*t, like they will laugh at you, and only that thought and the proudness that shy guys feel might cause them to erupt like a mountain, to react in anger, that’s how I do it, LOL

5)                              Hate the attention

Oh and did I mention that they hate to be noticed? Yeah… I think I did, they are too quite. Some of them hate to confront people when they do them wrong, which in other words mean that they don’t like to argue, they worry about people’s perception of them. So when you do something to offend them they start drifting away from you gradually until when you notice, that is if your dumb-ass can even figure it out.

18 things that makes us Boys

These are the list things that makes boys, boys. Allot of people don’t know these, especially guys. So if you are a guy and don’t show or like at least half of these things or feel some of the feelings below then you might be gay, not that it is a bad thing but you don’t like girls. You might be in denial about some of these things but it doesn't change the fact that some guys do it, just ask your friends about it. all guys read this should know their #guycode

1.      In Bathrooms:

 

 

    We don’t like to wash our hands after using the school bathroom and most of the time we don’t. But come to think of it though, why do we have to wash our hands? If you had sex and showered or masturbated and washed your hands, you are good to go. There is no need to wash your hands after using the bathroom. If you are just taking a piss, you don’t need to wash your hands, the ladies won’t even notice.  BUT if you just took a shit, go wash your fucking hands it’s hygienic.

2.       Taking showers:

 

     We don’t shower very often. Especially if we stayed at home the whole day and did nothing. I mean it’s just hopeless and a big waste of time to shower if you don’t feel dirty, I guess. But when we going out, best believe we shower crazy, spray some on some body spray so we smell good. So, ladies, don’t ask us to give reasons why we did not shower when you already know we stayed in the whole day. Am still clean from my last shower I took when I was going out. This point doesn't apply to all guys though, some guys like to keep it fresh, meaning they like to shower 2-3 times a day. But most guys like to keep it clean, meaning showering when you feel dirty. But if you are a guy and stay for two days without showering thinking it still applies to “what makes us boys”, you are one dirty muf**ker.

3.       Looking at the females:

 

    We don’t like looking at girls….psych: we love looking at the females, it makes us feel things, dirty things, inappropriate things, but hey, that’s just how guys do things. Men like to look at women, and women like to look at men, but Men actually are renowned for looking at women but it’s interesting to find out exactly how long they spend eyeing girls up. some researches show that look at women for 43 minutes a day, it adds up to 259 hours a year, but i say that is bullshit, because it allot more than that, we just cant put a number on it. Even Obama agrees with that

4.       The bigger the better:

    We like boobies and asses, the big ones of course. What I mean is that, guys like girls with big booties and big asses, it doesn't actually need to be real, even the fake ones can get the job done. You might have noticed on the one hand that some white guys like their chicks flat with very limited ass and boobies, it’s all good as far as it’s on a ladies body. But don’t get me wrong here fellows, on the other hand black guys know of just one kind of booties and boobies, just the big ones, the swollen ones. When it comes to the ladies, “the bigger the better”.

5.       Looking the part:

     We try our best to look good because some girls say what defines a man is the way he dresses and looks. we also like to act stupid. just imagine a well dress dude with acting all stupid, SWAG. We think of the ladies when we are dressing up. We ask questions like, does this make me look hot or not? If they (girls) sees me in this what will she think of me? I am sure am not the only one who does that.

6.       We pretend:

    We pretend to be bad so we score those dumb bitches who think bad guys are the best they can go for. But really, we are sweat as sugar.

7.       We need brains:

    We think with our dicks. Very few of us walk up to a girl with good intentions, like just talking. For all those who don’t know, guys have two brains. When it comes to the ladies we use the one down stairs, the dick. When it comes to other things we use the one up stairs.

8.       Different Voices:

     We change our voices when we are talking on the phone with girls. you see, we like to be smooth with the ladies so we have to have that smooth voice on the phone that makes the ladies want to call back.

9.       Cheating:

    We cheat when it’s time to cheat. We do not just cheat for cheating sakes, we cheat with a purpose. Now, the mystery here is when is it ever a good time to cheat?

11.   Never hit ladies:

     If your girl is cheating, Guys don’t hit their girlfriends for cheating we hit the guy she is cheating with.

12.   Being heroes:

     We try to be heroes for our girls, but a real man does not do shit like that, in short, it depends the size of your opponent. We know when to fight and when not to fight. When to fight is when your opponent is smaller than you.

13.  Real men don’t cry:

      this reason is a little bit shallow because men do cry, but only when situations gets tough and crying is the only way out. like when you cried to your girl so she can open the cookie jar for you, or when someone you knew died  and you cried so people know you feel sad and pain.

14.   Guy code:

    All men should know the guy code or they might catch a bullet. If you play the game you better know the rules, in this case the rules that govern how the male species should act. You don't want to be caught with your pants down, guys -- figuratively, of course -- when sexting, or chilling at a strip club, or even singing karaoke because you're oblivious to the special code that exists between bros #guycode.

15.   Girl problems:

We don’t pay attention for too long, especially concerning boring things like girl problems. It’s not that girls are boring, it’s just that because of their over sensitivity they have too much problems to deal with. They take everything seriously, most of which are just nonsense to guys, but guys never say it out loud, they just stop listening when it gets extremely boring, which is as soon as girl start blabbing.

16.   Foreplay:

Guys like more foreplay and more sex too, they both go hand in hand. We like to get in the mood first, before doing the “do”. Only rapists have sex without foreplays because there is no time for that. Good guys start with some kissing or other things before getting in to sex.

17.   Porn:

We love to watch porn at least once in a while, most of us guys do. If our girlfriends are willing to watch it with us, it more than the best thing. To cut this whole thing short, a girl that watches porn with her boyfriend is a keeper, the perfect catch, he best.

18.   Being in control:

We like to be in control damn it. It’s frustrating when girls feel like they can control us. But there is one thing guys would like, when girls are the ones to initiate sex.

10 THINGS I HATE

1.      When GAY GUYS get OFFENDED that they are being COMPARED to a guys. What the hell. You are a dude Dude. I am not hating OK. But if you have ding dong, you are a man, a dude, boy, guy.

2.      When someone threatens to hit you in a part on your body you don’t know. Like, “I will hit you on your nectar”. In a case like this you don’t know which part of your body to protect. You are like nigga what?

3.      When people get in to the lift/elevator, before I or the people in the lift go out. I mean………. Really.

4.      When people eat with their mouths open…………… in public. Need I say more?

5.      When people keep coughing on me in the taxi. Seriously/ its Ebola time men, I want to see next week

6.       When people talk to me indirectly. If you are talking to me, talk to me. Hate when people talk ironically.

7.      Automatic flushing toilets. That is the last thing I will put in my future house. That is I ever get one. Who doesn't want to see their shit when they are done? Because I do want to see ma shit when am done doing the do. It gives me satisfaction knowing that I did that. Like I always say, “yeah I shit that shit”

8.      I wish I could I say that I hate being hit on in a foreign country. But no one hit on me….yet, so I don’t know how it feels being hit on. All I know is if you are being hit on in a foreign country goddamn it, take that as a compliment only if it’s about the ass.

9.      Hate Facebook poking. Why are you poking me for? Especially if you are a dude. Men don’t poke me, I don’t want to be poke be a dude. NO. You don’t know me like that. I mean, it makes sense if it’s a girl, maybe she wants me to poke her back in the right places-----OK, maybe I don’t Facebook poking means but that’s how I see it.

Hate when I meet pretty girls at the gym. Ladies, i am not hating on you, NO. When y’all are in the gym, I fin e myself lifting more weights than I was supposed to. Men that shit hurts.

20 WHAT IF, QUESTIONS

WHAT IF ?

Did you know that the question ‘what if’ is asked more than a million times a day? Did you know What if, is one of the most interesting and most common questions the world, the kind that when asked, your mind quickly rushes through all the possible answers, and then puts the most important in front of all the others? I personally think that this (What if) question can really make a guy or a girls head spin like a carousel, either making them excited or disgusted like we are going to see below.

GUYS

     1.      What if you had the power to wink at a chick and she gets multiple orgasms?

     2.      What if girls were instantly attracted to you once they see you?

     3.      So what if you had a ten inch dick? Huh?

     4.      What if you met your girlfriend in bang mode with your brother? Yeepi

     5.      What if she told you she loved anal?

     6.      What if your girl could beat your ass in a fight? Now that is some shit.

     7.      What if your girl had no big ass or big boobs? What if she had no bass?

     8.      What if your girl crush in collage came to you and told you she has a crush on you?

   

     9.      What if you knew what she was thinking?

     10.  What if you knew exactly what ladies want? Eemm, now, that is a deal breaker.

GIRLS

1.      What if you let him hit it on the first date?

2.      What if he called you a ho in public?

3.      What if he is a broke dude, but carries a ten inch weapon in his pants?

4.      What if your boyfriend was addicted to porn, especially shemaleporn? please don’t ask me how I know about shemale porn.

5.      What if he threatened to cut your hair when you are sleeping?

6.      What if he Text you “What’s up?” and then not responding for three hours?

7.      What if he asks to have a threesome with your hot, best friend? I mean what is the big deal its sex

8.      What if a dude acts like you guys are going to be serious, and then boom you are not?

9.      What if another girl walked passes you two and he says, ‘she looks pretty?

10.  What if he liked other girls’ pictures on Facebook and intagram?