10 THINGS I HATE

1.      When GAY GUYS get OFFENDED that they are being COMPARED to a guys. What the hell. You are a dude Dude. I am not hating OK. But if you have ding dong, you are a man, a dude, boy, guy.

2.      When someone threatens to hit you in a part on your body you don’t know. Like, “I will hit you on your nectar”. In a case like this you don’t know which part of your body to protect. You are like nigga what?

3.      When people get in to the lift/elevator, before I or the people in the lift go out. I mean………. Really.

4.      When people eat with their mouths open…………… in public. Need I say more?

5.      When people keep coughing on me in the taxi. Seriously/ its Ebola time men, I want to see next week

6.       When people talk to me indirectly. If you are talking to me, talk to me. Hate when people talk ironically.

7.      Automatic flushing toilets. That is the last thing I will put in my future house. That is I ever get one. Who doesn't want to see their shit when they are done? Because I do want to see ma shit when am done doing the do. It gives me satisfaction knowing that I did that. Like I always say, “yeah I shit that shit”

8.      I wish I could I say that I hate being hit on in a foreign country. But no one hit on me….yet, so I don’t know how it feels being hit on. All I know is if you are being hit on in a foreign country goddamn it, take that as a compliment only if it’s about the ass.

9.      Hate Facebook poking. Why are you poking me for? Especially if you are a dude. Men don’t poke me, I don’t want to be poke be a dude. NO. You don’t know me like that. I mean, it makes sense if it’s a girl, maybe she wants me to poke her back in the right places-----OK, maybe I don’t Facebook poking means but that’s how I see it.

Hate when I meet pretty girls at the gym. Ladies, i am not hating on you, NO. When y’all are in the gym, I fin e myself lifting more weights than I was supposed to. Men that shit hurts.