THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

“That’s what she said” is one of the most versatile joke on earth. That is according to the urban dictionary of course. I think this is so because you can use the “that what she said” joke in almost any situation that you can think of, dirty jokes and any other category that you can think of, but for right now we are focusing on the dirty “that is what she said” jokes. We are focusing on this because, the dirtier the jokes, the funnier they get. Another reason for focusing on this joke is because no matter how those dirty jokes are, you can never get a boner while reading one of them except they eventually get really dirty.

1.       Go hard or go home, that’s what she said.

2.       Make sure it’s long enough, that’s what she said.

3.       Backside closed, that what she said. L

4.       Dig deeper, that’s what she said. J

5.       Almost there, just a few more seconds, that’s what she said.

6.       You need to push it in further, that’s what she said.

7.       Please…..cum inside, that’s what she said. J

8.       Use only two fingers, that’s what she said.

9.       OMG, its small, that’s what she said. J

10.   If it’s not hard, it’s not worth doing, that’s what she said.

11.   Four pumps = 1 load, that’s what she said.

12.   I am so wet right now, that is what she said. J

13.   That weapon look dangerous, that’s what she said.

14.   It was long and hard, that what she said.

15.   Just 19 more strokes and you are done, that is what she said. L

16.   Give it your best short, that’s what she said.

17.   Can we finish this orally? My hand is starting to hurt, that’s what she said. J

18.   I have never felt something go that far down my throat in my life, that’s what she said.J

19.   Let it cum in here please, that’s what she said. J

20.   There is something wrong, em... It’s not going in, that’s what she said.

21.   If it was harder it would have gone in, that’s what she said.

22.   That’s OK, am sure you will do better next time, That’s what she said. L

23.   It’s a bit little hard to swallow, that’s what she said.

24.   Stop playing with it, that’s what she said. L

25.   I can barely get my hands around it, That’s what she said J

26.   OMG You just ripped a huge hole in my jean, that’s what she said. J

27.   I will explain why that’s gay in a sec, finish first, that’s what she said. 

28.   The longer the better, that’s what she said.

29.   I screamed at the end, that’s what she said.

30.   That’s enough for one night, that’s what she said…….to me last night. L