shy guys

1.       This is a message to all ma shy guys, if you see a girl you have been crushing on and who’s got all that bass, don’t trip no, no. What you do is, stop take a deep breath, count to 5,  look left and right and ………..run. 

      If you stumble on a guy in a room with a computer and internet connections alone, ask him to stand up straight, to know what he is doing. #Boner 

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"When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife".