18 things that makes us Boys

These are the list things that makes boys, boys. Allot of people don’t know these, especially guys. So if you are a guy and don’t show or like at least half of these things or feel some of the feelings below then you might be gay, not that it is a bad thing but you don’t like girls. You might be in denial about some of these things but it doesn't change the fact that some guys do it, just ask your friends about it. all guys read this should know their #guycode

1.      In Bathrooms:

 

 

    We don’t like to wash our hands after using the school bathroom and most of the time we don’t. But come to think of it though, why do we have to wash our hands? If you had sex and showered or masturbated and washed your hands, you are good to go. There is no need to wash your hands after using the bathroom. If you are just taking a piss, you don’t need to wash your hands, the ladies won’t even notice.  BUT if you just took a shit, go wash your fucking hands it’s hygienic.

2.       Taking showers:

 

     We don’t shower very often. Especially if we stayed at home the whole day and did nothing. I mean it’s just hopeless and a big waste of time to shower if you don’t feel dirty, I guess. But when we going out, best believe we shower crazy, spray some on some body spray so we smell good. So, ladies, don’t ask us to give reasons why we did not shower when you already know we stayed in the whole day. Am still clean from my last shower I took when I was going out. This point doesn't apply to all guys though, some guys like to keep it fresh, meaning they like to shower 2-3 times a day. But most guys like to keep it clean, meaning showering when you feel dirty. But if you are a guy and stay for two days without showering thinking it still applies to “what makes us boys”, you are one dirty muf**ker.

3.       Looking at the females:

 

    We don’t like looking at girls….psych: we love looking at the females, it makes us feel things, dirty things, inappropriate things, but hey, that’s just how guys do things. Men like to look at women, and women like to look at men, but Men actually are renowned for looking at women but it’s interesting to find out exactly how long they spend eyeing girls up. some researches show that look at women for 43 minutes a day, it adds up to 259 hours a year, but i say that is bullshit, because it allot more than that, we just cant put a number on it. Even Obama agrees with that

4.       The bigger the better:

    We like boobies and asses, the big ones of course. What I mean is that, guys like girls with big booties and big asses, it doesn't actually need to be real, even the fake ones can get the job done. You might have noticed on the one hand that some white guys like their chicks flat with very limited ass and boobies, it’s all good as far as it’s on a ladies body. But don’t get me wrong here fellows, on the other hand black guys know of just one kind of booties and boobies, just the big ones, the swollen ones. When it comes to the ladies, “the bigger the better”.

5.       Looking the part:

     We try our best to look good because some girls say what defines a man is the way he dresses and looks. we also like to act stupid. just imagine a well dress dude with acting all stupid, SWAG. We think of the ladies when we are dressing up. We ask questions like, does this make me look hot or not? If they (girls) sees me in this what will she think of me? I am sure am not the only one who does that.

6.       We pretend:

    We pretend to be bad so we score those dumb bitches who think bad guys are the best they can go for. But really, we are sweat as sugar.

7.       We need brains:

    We think with our dicks. Very few of us walk up to a girl with good intentions, like just talking. For all those who don’t know, guys have two brains. When it comes to the ladies we use the one down stairs, the dick. When it comes to other things we use the one up stairs.

8.       Different Voices:

     We change our voices when we are talking on the phone with girls. you see, we like to be smooth with the ladies so we have to have that smooth voice on the phone that makes the ladies want to call back.

9.       Cheating:

    We cheat when it’s time to cheat. We do not just cheat for cheating sakes, we cheat with a purpose. Now, the mystery here is when is it ever a good time to cheat?

11.   Never hit ladies:

     If your girl is cheating, Guys don’t hit their girlfriends for cheating we hit the guy she is cheating with.

12.   Being heroes:

     We try to be heroes for our girls, but a real man does not do shit like that, in short, it depends the size of your opponent. We know when to fight and when not to fight. When to fight is when your opponent is smaller than you.

13.  Real men don’t cry:

      this reason is a little bit shallow because men do cry, but only when situations gets tough and crying is the only way out. like when you cried to your girl so she can open the cookie jar for you, or when someone you knew died  and you cried so people know you feel sad and pain.

14.   Guy code:

    All men should know the guy code or they might catch a bullet. If you play the game you better know the rules, in this case the rules that govern how the male species should act. You don't want to be caught with your pants down, guys -- figuratively, of course -- when sexting, or chilling at a strip club, or even singing karaoke because you're oblivious to the special code that exists between bros #guycode.

15.   Girl problems:

We don’t pay attention for too long, especially concerning boring things like girl problems. It’s not that girls are boring, it’s just that because of their over sensitivity they have too much problems to deal with. They take everything seriously, most of which are just nonsense to guys, but guys never say it out loud, they just stop listening when it gets extremely boring, which is as soon as girl start blabbing.

16.   Foreplay:

Guys like more foreplay and more sex too, they both go hand in hand. We like to get in the mood first, before doing the “do”. Only rapists have sex without foreplays because there is no time for that. Good guys start with some kissing or other things before getting in to sex.

17.   Porn:

We love to watch porn at least once in a while, most of us guys do. If our girlfriends are willing to watch it with us, it more than the best thing. To cut this whole thing short, a girl that watches porn with her boyfriend is a keeper, the perfect catch, he best.

18.   Being in control:

We like to be in control damn it. It’s frustrating when girls feel like they can control us. But there is one thing guys would like, when girls are the ones to initiate sex.