4, Booties, of 2014

So 2014 is over, 2015 is here, yeah! 2014 has been a very, very big year for asses, big asses owners like Nicky Minaj, Kim k, Jenifer Lopez, Iggy Azalea and others, really had me going in 2014, i hope it the same and even more in 2015. I really don't know about you, but a year with those asses makes it a year of jubilation, rejuvenation some baby oil and some toilet rolls. i mean  who wouldn't love an ass like this.

well, there have been some reports about an ass in the past that has gotten bigger throughout the years. The owner of this luxurious ass-set claimed it’s been the same ever since she came to this ass-loving-word. i mean, why would someone lie about a life saving thing like that? but first lets cross check and see if  her ass in the pass and her ass now are the same, OK? and yes we are talking about Kim K.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             this is the before, actually around the time of the sex tape.    

                                                          
                                                 and this is the now.

do you see any differences? well its pretty clear that those two ass are not related at all, not by a long short. Probably because she knows what the male species love, she should really be known for her work, you know for bringing the ass in to trend in the US even though we had those qualities and quantities in Africa since Africa was discovered. She knows knows what her man wants and that is our lost for the big things on the female body, like the boobies and the booties, and that is very, very sexy. But you know what i think? I think she is kind of an expert on black guys. i mean, she has been with more black guys than..... than....black guys in to the rap music. that is a lazy joke. but anyways, she has been with black guys for almost half of her dating life. Think about it though, there is Demon Thomas(2000-2004), Ray J(2004-2006), Reggie Bush(2007-2010), Miles Austin(2010), and now Kanye West(2014), an yes all are black guys, the others are whites. Now that is a lot of D, i mean,black D.  Her rise to fame was engineered by a black guy, Raj j, who hit it first on camera. Now you see why she loves them so much. I watched her little VIDEO(sex tape), don’t judged me OK? it was good.

Our next booty of interest is from the cash money lady. You know her, Nicky Minaj. According to her new single featuring drake, Chris brown and Lil Wayne, ONLY. DRAKE and Lil Wayne say they did not f**k Nicky and also something like if they had the chance they will totally hit that. No? Am I misquoting? Whatever. I know they will totally take that ass to school if they had the chance. The reason why her booty is one of the booties of 2014 is because of anaconda music album cover that just makes every one want to touch that ass.

 Yeah that one. When i heard that song on the radio I just had to watch it. When I watched it on YouTube, that a** made my 201. That ass totally made me spill some watermelon. But there is no way that ass is real. But the she touches on drakes D like she owns it, i was like, damn girl let the  man family go damn it.

            I hope you know these ladies, say hello to my little friends JLO AND IGGY.

One is from down the block with a very, very good looking a*s, and the other is so fancy, you already know I.G.G.Y. These two ladies carry mean ass-sets behind them. Their "Big Booty" music video makes me so……thirsty. I mean, Look at this,

who wouldn't nominate that for ass of the year? They both have real asses (something they don't have in common with Nicky Minaj) that made my friends go ooohhh yeah…... not me though, I just jerk off instead, it’s more fun.

    

FYI

·       If your girl asks you “does my ass look big in this jeans?” say yes. If you say no, be ready for mass ass starvation or sex.

shy guys

1.       This is a message to all ma shy guys, if you see a girl you have been crushing on and who’s got all that bass, don’t trip no, no. What you do is, stop take a deep breath, count to 5,  look left and right and ………..run. 

Leaked instagram photo from the Obama family

You all know this girl right?

I hope so. She is the first daughter of the United States. Well as it turns out, the Obama family is not supposed to be in the social medial. But as we all know what you hide shall one day step out of the shadows and in to the light. This young woman has been photographed wearing a t-shirt repping Pro Era, a Brooklyn-based rap collective featuring Joey Bada$$, Kirk Knight, CJ Fly and many others,

so because of that, they say she was promoting the t-shirt brand which could be true though, if this is really true, trust me this is one hell of a promotion, this is like top of the food chain kind promotion, well not that at the top but like 3 to 4 steps back, what am trying to say is, this is big for the owner of the brand. We all know a person like herself has some people who control how she interacts on the social media. I mean like social media professionals controlling her social media interactions with the world. Those professionals do things like delete all if any embracing pictures that she has on the internet. This professionals are suppose to be doing things like preventing pictures like the one above from the world, because people like us who are story hungry can analyze that picture in ways you can never imagine. The professionals have to also prevent her from doing stupid things on the internet, but how did this picture end up on intagram? Not to worry though they will answer that to the president of the United States.
On the one hand this can be a bad thing as we all know it, but let’s look on the bright side which is on the other hand, this is actually a good thing. I mean, just imagine, people are already saying it is for promotion right? And they actually love it. if she wants to do something in fashion when she grows up or when her dad is no longer the president don’t you think this is a step in the right direction? She will not have to start from the bottom any more; I mean she is already here.  This picture was probably planed to be leaked. This has already lunched her in to the big bad lion’s den of fashion. I see the world of fashion as one big battle field; it’s bloody, judging from all the fashion TV shows that there is out there. Just watch for yourself you will see what I mean. As I was saying before fashion got in the way, this was probably a planed leakage. Now you will ask, but why would they want to do that? I already mentioned above how this is beneficial to Malia Obama, and did I mention being a model which is something every little girl in the US wants to be when they grow up? And also they are just like us which is, being ‘ordinary’, so they also have to do crazy things to get noticed.
We all know it is bad on the part of the person who posted that picture on instagram, psych, I think who took this picture, is the same person in the picture her boyfriend, that’s if the president of the United States would allow his baby to have a baby, If you know what I mean. Some may say this kind of articles are disrespectful to the first daughter, like they said when Darnell Dockett disrespected malia for posting this picture on instagram.

i say, this is bull crap. If she is likes other ordinary girls she would want to be noticed. That sounds harsh. Yeah I know most of yall are like ‘but she is a good girl’, well 5 Seconds of summer Would say otherwise, all girls are bad, it’s just that the good haven’t been caught……yet.

But she is 16? that is a lot of ass for a 16 years old girl.

      If you stumble on a guy in a room with a computer and internet connections alone, ask him to stand up straight, to know what he is doing. #Boner 

17 CRAZY BUCKET LIST IDEAS, 2015

Remember you must do these things to own the New Year, if someone is hating, tell them you are just living life.

1.      The first thing you should do, which is probably the most important is to pray. Yeah I know, some of you are like ‘yeah, I will not do that. Well suit yourself my dude. I think you should do it even if you never pray again for the rest of the year it’s all good, just dedicate your year to the lord.

2.      Set your target goals for the year next year. You might want to do too. Did you know that the most popular New Year resolution people set is to quit smoking, followed by people saying they will stop watching porn, yeah, I am not falling or going to that one.

3.      Tell your exes to keep up, or, you can just give them the middle finger

4.      Turn up to the max on the 30^th, rest on the 31^st then turn up again on the 1^st.

5.      Send a friend request to your parents on Facebook on the 29 December, then unfriend them 2ed January. I don’t know why.

6.      Tell your exes to follow you on Facebook and twitter, then when they do, if they do it, ignore the shit out of that mufuck.

7.      Get a fake tattoo.

8.      Say bye to your old bae and say hello to your new bae. I mean get a new girlfriend. Why do you want to go in to the New Year with old stuffs on your mind?

9.      Get wasted like San Andreas.

10.  Prank call your neighbours, those you hate, oh oh oh and your ex-girlfriend only if she broke up with you.

11.  If you are black reading this, get your ass up and go tell your parents exactly this “ mom, dad I love you all”, we don’t get to say this a lot, especially when the bit your ass and you get so angry, ‘I love you’ is the last thing cross your mind.

12.  If you are white site down and listen to your parents for a change. Black People especially children don’t even have a choice; they have to sit and listen to what their parents have to say.

13.  Annoy the crap out of anyone and everyone.

14.  Shout like a wolf in the of an important conversation

15.  If you are a shy guy, I dare you to walk up to a girl and place you hand on her boobs, tell her I sent you.

16.  If you are gay, come out the closet. Fuck what people say and thing of you. This year is your freedom year.

17.  Listen to that song that someone asked you to not listen to or watch; even in private it’s going to be cool. Like Nicky minaj’s anaconda and Jlo ft iggy’s big booty.

18.  I guess what I am trying to say is don’t leave any stone unturned, don’t enter the New Year with things on your mind you wished you could have done, trust me that’s not a great feeling.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR, 2015

New Year's Day. A fresh start. A new chapter in life waiting to be written. New questions to be asked, embraced, and loved. Answers to be discovered and then lived in this transformative year of delight and self-discovery. Today carve out a quiet interlude for yourself in which to dream, pen in hand. Only dreams give birth to change. newaven new year