4, Booties, of 2014

So 2014 is over, 2015 is here, yeah! 2014 has been a very, very big year for asses, big asses owners like Nicky Minaj, Kim k, Jenifer Lopez, Iggy Azalea and others, really had me going in 2014, i hope it the same and even more in 2015. I really don't know about you, but a year with those asses makes it a year of jubilation, rejuvenation some baby oil and some toilet rolls. i mean  who wouldn't love an ass like this.

well, there have been some reports about an ass in the past that has gotten bigger throughout the years. The owner of this luxurious ass-set claimed it’s been the same ever since she came to this ass-loving-word. i mean, why would someone lie about a life saving thing like that? but first lets cross check and see if  her ass in the pass and her ass now are the same, OK? and yes we are talking about Kim K.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             this is the before, actually around the time of the sex tape.    

                                                          
                                                 and this is the now.

do you see any differences? well its pretty clear that those two ass are not related at all, not by a long short. Probably because she knows what the male species love, she should really be known for her work, you know for bringing the ass in to trend in the US even though we had those qualities and quantities in Africa since Africa was discovered. She knows knows what her man wants and that is our lost for the big things on the female body, like the boobies and the booties, and that is very, very sexy. But you know what i think? I think she is kind of an expert on black guys. i mean, she has been with more black guys than..... than....black guys in to the rap music. that is a lazy joke. but anyways, she has been with black guys for almost half of her dating life. Think about it though, there is Demon Thomas(2000-2004), Ray J(2004-2006), Reggie Bush(2007-2010), Miles Austin(2010), and now Kanye West(2014), an yes all are black guys, the others are whites. Now that is a lot of D, i mean,black D.  Her rise to fame was engineered by a black guy, Raj j, who hit it first on camera. Now you see why she loves them so much. I watched her little VIDEO(sex tape), don’t judged me OK? it was good.

Our next booty of interest is from the cash money lady. You know her, Nicky Minaj. According to her new single featuring drake, Chris brown and Lil Wayne, ONLY. DRAKE and Lil Wayne say they did not f**k Nicky and also something like if they had the chance they will totally hit that. No? Am I misquoting? Whatever. I know they will totally take that ass to school if they had the chance. The reason why her booty is one of the booties of 2014 is because of anaconda music album cover that just makes every one want to touch that ass.

 Yeah that one. When i heard that song on the radio I just had to watch it. When I watched it on YouTube, that a** made my 201. That ass totally made me spill some watermelon. But there is no way that ass is real. But the she touches on drakes D like she owns it, i was like, damn girl let the  man family go damn it.

            I hope you know these ladies, say hello to my little friends JLO AND IGGY.

One is from down the block with a very, very good looking a*s, and the other is so fancy, you already know I.G.G.Y. These two ladies carry mean ass-sets behind them. Their "Big Booty" music video makes me so……thirsty. I mean, Look at this,

who wouldn't nominate that for ass of the year? They both have real asses (something they don't have in common with Nicky Minaj) that made my friends go ooohhh yeah…... not me though, I just jerk off instead, it’s more fun.

    

FYI

·       If your girl asks you “does my ass look big in this jeans?” say yes. If you say no, be ready for mass ass starvation or sex.