17 CRAZY BUCKET LIST IDEAS, 2015

Remember you must do these things to own the New Year, if someone is hating, tell them you are just living life.

1.      The first thing you should do, which is probably the most important is to pray. Yeah I know, some of you are like ‘yeah, I will not do that. Well suit yourself my dude. I think you should do it even if you never pray again for the rest of the year it’s all good, just dedicate your year to the lord.

2.      Set your target goals for the year next year. You might want to do too. Did you know that the most popular New Year resolution people set is to quit smoking, followed by people saying they will stop watching porn, yeah, I am not falling or going to that one.

3.      Tell your exes to keep up, or, you can just give them the middle finger

4.      Turn up to the max on the 30^th, rest on the 31^st then turn up again on the 1^st.

5.      Send a friend request to your parents on Facebook on the 29 December, then unfriend them 2ed January. I don’t know why.

6.      Tell your exes to follow you on Facebook and twitter, then when they do, if they do it, ignore the shit out of that mufuck.

7.      Get a fake tattoo.

8.      Say bye to your old bae and say hello to your new bae. I mean get a new girlfriend. Why do you want to go in to the New Year with old stuffs on your mind?

9.      Get wasted like San Andreas.

10.  Prank call your neighbours, those you hate, oh oh oh and your ex-girlfriend only if she broke up with you.

11.  If you are black reading this, get your ass up and go tell your parents exactly this “ mom, dad I love you all”, we don’t get to say this a lot, especially when the bit your ass and you get so angry, ‘I love you’ is the last thing cross your mind.

12.  If you are white site down and listen to your parents for a change. Black People especially children don’t even have a choice; they have to sit and listen to what their parents have to say.

13.  Annoy the crap out of anyone and everyone.

14.  Shout like a wolf in the of an important conversation

15.  If you are a shy guy, I dare you to walk up to a girl and place you hand on her boobs, tell her I sent you.

16.  If you are gay, come out the closet. Fuck what people say and thing of you. This year is your freedom year.

17.  Listen to that song that someone asked you to not listen to or watch; even in private it’s going to be cool. Like Nicky minaj’s anaconda and Jlo ft iggy’s big booty.

18.  I guess what I am trying to say is don’t leave any stone unturned, don’t enter the New Year with things on your mind you wished you could have done, trust me that’s not a great feeling.