#IDFWY

#IDFWY (I don’t fuck with you) moments are those moments that you just can’t wrap your head around at that moment or better still, someone annoy you to bits and you just can’t hold your emotions or the anger that you feel inside at moment.

These #IDFWY (I don’t fuck with you) moments surprisingly happen to all of us on a daily bases. #IDFWY moments are so harsh and are supposed to piss off people.

If you are black and you say this to your mom you are a dead meat. Black parents don’t take very well trust me, my parents mistakenly heard me say it to someone, they thought it was meant for them, so they did what black parents are good at, whooping ma ass then asked questions after. I am sure white parents send their kids to timeout if they say #IDFWY, which is so much better from what was done to me.

1.            When your girl asks you to take her to the mall. Tell her, I don’t fuck with you #IDFWY, then deal with the consequences later.

2.            There is that one guy in your class who never does his homework, and I am shamefully proud to say that in my class that guy is me. He always comes to class immediately he sees you and asks to copy your homework. Tell that stupid ass, I don’t fuck with you #IDFWY .

3.            When a Dude pokes you on Facebook. I mean I don’t know what poking means but until then,   I don’t fuck with you #IDFWY .

4.            When your girl keeps comparing you to her ex-boyfriend or all her exes. I mean seriously?  Just tell that whore I don’t fuck with you #IDFWY or anything that you do.

5.            When your girlfriend, No no, when your friend who is Not your “girlfriend” comes to you for advice on how to deal with her crazy, smelly  ass boyfriend. You tell that bitch I don’t fuck with you or anything that you do #IDFWY.

6.            When you and your girlfriend break up and she is like, ‘we can still be friends though; I don’t fuck with you #IDFWY.

7.            When you get all heavy with a girl, and you are already to burst, no not burst but you want to go harder, that is all the way and even pleaded to you like “please just the tip?” and she is like I don’t fuck with you #IDFWY.

8.            When you don’t change your sheets and your friend’s girlfriend is like ‘dude, why don’t you change your sheets?’ I don’t fuck with you, literally #IDFWY.

9.            When your girl keeps trying to take your phone. So you tell that bitch to leave your fucking phone alone or tell her I don’t fuck with you #IDFWY……wait you do fuck with her, she is your fucking girl friend. Deal with your shit.

10.          This one is awesome guys. When your ex tries to dance with you in the club, tell that stupid ass ex, ‘I don’t fuck with you #IDFWY or anything that you do.